O.T.R 1-8-14

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Pop Quiz – In keeping with questions about driving, since you most likely hear me while you drive, what state are you most likely to die in if you are involved in a serious auto accident – Hawaii, Mississippi, or Montana?

Most ridiculous quote of the year – President Obama says, “Millions of American’s lose their lifeline of UN-employment because of thoughtless, selfish Republicans who left Washington to go on vacation.” Obama said that while vacationing in Hawaii. HELLO!

TV News – It’s 99% done, the 2 remaining Beatles, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will reunite and sing together on the David Letterman Show for February sweeps.
The last time Paul and Ringo sang together was in New York at the Ed Sullivan Theater where the David Letterman show is shot. HOW IRONIC!!

Ratings news – Downton Abby’s season premier drew 12 million viewers which matches the Breaking Bad Finale. THAT IS HUGE! The Packer/49er game was the most watched NFL Wild Card game in history.

Medical Report – After a holiday visit with her Mom, Paris Jackson is back under a doctor’s care and will be for a long time.
Meanwhile, Amanda Bynes is out of the hospital, doing great.

Odds and ends – Kim Kardashian will do anything for publicity. First she calls the paparazzi to follow her in a see thru blouse as she shops throughout Beverly Hills AND tips sales clerks and valets one hundred dollar bills – all for the cameras.

Sports Shorts – The National Hockey League passed a safety rule that ALL players must wear a cup to protect the family jewels back in 1874! They passed a safety rule that all players wear HELMETS to protect their heads in 1974, 100 years later.

Answer – Montana. There are fewer hospitals, and miles and miles of miles and miles.


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