Yesterday I mentioned how ridiculous it was that Jennifer Lopez had decided her next movie project was Kiss of the Spider Woman, a very weird movie. Well, I received an email from a listener, saying that Kiss of the Spider Woman was originally made about 40 years ago, and that William Hurt won an Oscar. I knew that but it was a huge, huge financial flop. Out Of Africa, from that year, has made $232 million in the past 40 years, while Kiss of the Spider Woman has barely made $17 million over the last 40 years. And I still say, can’t Jennifer Lopez find a better movie than an 40 year old weird, artsy-fartsy movie?
On the other hand, I predict success for Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal when they co-star on Broadway in Othello, a play by William Shakespeare 420 years ago. Doubt people will be doing Kiss of the Spider Woman 400 years from now.
Hot and Juicy: A Las Vegas dominatrix named Carrie Royal says that before Prince Harry was married, he would party in Vegas and she has some down and dirty, naked pictures of Harry doing all kinds of things, and is looking to sell them.
And I got an email yesterday from a lady named Suzi, who says she and two girlfriends would like to get together with me, for anything I wanted. She went on to say she and her two girlfriends have seen every game I’ve played. I wrote back, I’m Mike Evans the radio guy, not Mike Evans the football player! Will wonders never sense.