“Par For The Corpse”

Pop Quiz: Name the otherwise attractive girl who has the ugliest hands in Hollywood, she chews her finger down to the quick, till they bleed. Is it Christina Ricci, Naomi Watts, Julia Louis Dreyfus or Amy Schumer?

Love Nuggets: Christie Brinkley has told friends the real reason she broke up with John Cougar Mellencamp, what ever. Christie says he drank too much, was argumentative, he would become enraged when talking politics and regularly made a fool of himself in front of friends. Well, there you go. … Khloe Kartrashian let it slip, said that her Mom, Kris told her that Bruce Jenner was a transexual after their third date. That there was no question.  Remember Kris has been saying she had no idea till a week before he came out.

TV News: Now it can be told, Thomas Gordon, the ex-star of Criminal Minds has been fired for fighting with both cast and crew. I remember years ago, Thomas bragging about his heritage, dad was Irish and Scottish and his Mom is Irish and German, and he loves nothing better than a good fight. … Lying Brian Williams is finally going to be an anchor, but not a 6PM on NBC, but at 11PM on MSNBC, That’s like a Los Angeles Dodger player being sent down to OKC.

Date in History, August 18th. On this date in 1920, the 14th Amendment is passed and women are allowed to vote. Less than 100 years ago.

NY Post Headline: Above the story that a couple thousand dead people have shown up on the voting rolls in the always corrupt Long Island, NY. Headline screams, “Par For The Corpse.”

Answer – Amy Schumer.


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