“Odell Fumbles The Bauble”

Pop Quiz: This will be Duck Dynasty’s final season, while Dynasty has averaged 13 million viewers a week in the past, how many viewers tuned in to their season premier last week, 1.5 mil, 5.5 mil, 10.5 mil. or 15.5 million?

Let me be the first to wish you a Mele Kalikimaka, Hau’oli Makahiki Hou! And, it’s time for Christmas shopping. It’s always interesting to see what the Top Christmas toy is. Back in 1958 it was the hula hoop, 1960 Chatty Cathy doll, 1977 Star Wars Action Figures, 1983 Cabbage Patch Kids, 1984 Transformers, 1985, Teddy Ruxpin, 1995 Beanie Babies, 1996, Tickle Me Elmo, 1998 Furby, 2006 the Wii game console and 2009 Zhu Zhu Pets. This years it’s Hatchimal Toys. You buy it in an egg and they hatch into a toy bird in time, retail for $50.

Got another funny travel story. My on my flight from Dallas this clown brought on board a large tupperware from home filled with food for 4 people and asked the flight attendant to heat it up for their family. The flight attendant said she couldn’t do it and the passenger got very salty. People are weird.

Regarding these college students that need to pet ponies, caress dogs, and get counseling and aroma therapy to calm their disappointment because of Trump election. Reminds me of an old saying my dad used on me. When I was 18, I thought my dad was the dumbest person on earth, when I was 28, I was amazed how much the old man had learned.

Post Headline: NY Giant running back Odell Beckham was at the Sin City Strip Bar and lost his $10,000 diamond pinky ring. Post Headline screams, “Odell Fumbles The Bauble.”

Answer – A lousy 1.5 million.


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