O.T.R. 02-04-13

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More Bad Justin Bieber news. His posse is being investigated again by police for bullying a fan that took of picture of his snottyness. Bieber has found a taste for Codeine based cough syrup to go along with his top notch pot habbit.

Prison Reports: O.J. Simpson had a huge Super Bowl party in his cell, even taking bets on the 49ers. O.J. has adjusted to prison life, has gained 75 pounds and has a putter and a practice green right outside his cell. … Convicted murderer Phil Spector is not doing well in jail. Phil wont meet with visitors, even refused to help the prison band. Al Pacino is playing Spector in an HBO biopic, and tried to meet with Spector, but Spector has refused to meet him! Spector is a high school dropout and by law is being forced to spend a lot of time trying to get his GED! Phil Spector is not a happy murderer.

Odds and Ends: Britney Spears will not be doing a long term deal in Las Vegas. … Former New York mayor Ed Koch was buried yesterday, bet you didn’t know the first Judge he ever appointed to the bench was Judge Judy, back in the 1980’s. … Robin Williams is returning to Weekly TV. He will play an advertising executive who works with his daughter, a comedy produced by David E. Kelly. … Lady Gaga is in court, being sued by her former assistant, who among other things says Gaga made her have sex with her, isn’t that illegal. … There’s a Hollywood mortuary that if you use their service paying in advance they’ll give you air mileage towards a vacation.


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