“No Falcon Way”

Pop Quiz: Name the Oscar winner who graduated from Auburn University. Is it Julianne Moore, Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman, Octavia Spencer?

It is the dumbest, most ridiculous, day of the year, Groundhog Day.

I hope that groundhog has rabies and  bites those fat guys in suits in the face. Remember when idiot NY Mayor De Blasio dropped that ground hog and it died?

Weird Casting Nugget: Shia LaBeouf as John McEnroe in his biopic, however,  John McEnroe can’t stand Shia. McEnroe says, Shia’s been arrested several times, he acts crazy in public and walks around like a homeless person. Shia says he and McEnroe are a lot alike, McEnroe say’s there is no resemblance.

Really bizarre headline above the really bizarre story and photo of 80 falcon birds status symbols and the pets of a Saudi Prince each sitting on a seat on a Airbus 380 next to paying human passengers en rout to Mecca, amazing. Post headline screamed, “No Falcon Way.” They all had tickets.

Great Quote: When asked how tough Sec. of Defense James Mad Dog Mattis is, Rob O’Neal, the Navy Seal who killed Osama Bin Ladin said, “The General has a Bear Rug in his house, but it’s not dead, it’s just too scared to move.”

It’s Valentine’s Day time again and I get tons of e-mails about how to get that personalized romantic novel for that special someone, it’s  yournovel.com. They’re celebrating their 25th Anniversary and are still making the most unique Valentine’s gift ever, starring you and your sweetie in a personalized romance novel. This year they even added a western theme. Just go to YourNovel.com. Less than a dozen roses.

Answer –  Octavia Spencer for Help.


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