Just When You Thought You’ve Heard Everything

Pop Quiz: Name the celebrity who threatened to move to Canada if Trump won who actually bought a house in Canada, just in case Trump won. Cher, Barbra Streisand, Lena Dunham or Chelsea Handler?

Movie Reviews: Harry Potter is over, but get ready for a whole new series with the first, Fantastic Beast and Where To Find Them open’s today and it is better than Harry Potter. Stars Eddie Redmayne, Colin Farrell and Jon Voight. Written by Harry Potter’s creator, JK Rollings, a visual delight, and creative as they come. Set in early 20th Century NYC. (Rated PG-13) – (132 Minutes) – (4 Stars). … Also opening today, Bleed This Way, the bio pic of Vinny Paz, a boxer in the 1990’s. Great story, great film, that unfortunately nobody will see (3 Stars). … The last movie is The Edge Of 17, with Hailee Steinfeld and Woody Harrelson about adolescence and womanhood. Fabulous, Hilarious, thought provoking (Rated R) – (98 Minutes) – (3 ½ Stars).

Odds and Ends: Just when you thought you’ve heard everything, you haven’t. Petting ponies will be delivered to Rutgers Universality this weekend to help students get through their grief over the Trump election. … SEC schools have 24 hour aroma Therapy available to calm their nerves. … Bethesda Military hospital patients where told their comfort dogs would not be there this weekend, they’ll be at Georgetown University, helping students get over Trump election. Tell these ignorant brat students, Suck it Up Buttercup. One more thing, 90% of stand-up comedians including Jerry Seinfeld have canceled college gigs. Reason, what use to be funny, they now get booed for because they are not being politically correct. Unbelievable.

Answer – Chelsea Handler bought a house in British Columbia, Canada.


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