Idiot, Party of One

Pop Quiz: Leonardo DiCaprio has invested millions of dollars into a business, is it in Minor League baseball team, McDonald Franchises, Charter Jet service or Frozen Fish? 

Broadway has turned a lot of things into plays, TV shows from Cheers to Taxi, movies from Groundhog Day to Wicked, News Stories, famous people and now a board game. Monopoly is going to be a musical. Don’t make this stuff up folks!

Odds and Ends: Bill Cosby’s attorneys are asking all charges be dropped because he is so famous, it would be impossible for him to ever get a fair trial. Somebody tell Cosby’s attorneys to put down the pipe. … Lookout Hawaii, Kendall Jenner and Paris Jaxson are planning a vacation there. … Medical report, happy to report Ben Stiller is 100% prostate cancer free.

Very Odd and Stinky Nugget: Is it true Hotels in Australia, Japan, Miami and Mexico say that after Justin Bieber stayed at their hotel there was a lingering stench left in the room, like Seinfeld’s episode of the stinky car.

Idiot, party of One. Jose Ramirez owns a small trucking company with six trucks that deliver small goods in New York and New Jersey. Although he told his drivers all trucks had the E-Z Pass for turnpikes, parkways, bridges and tunnels. He lied, he had none. Well, after five years he’s been caught, all his trucks have been impounded, he has 3,250 violations and owes $308,000 in fees and fines. Like I said, idiot, party of one.

NY Post Headline: Anthony Weiner broke his leg and was spotted hobbling on crutches, can’t walk. Post Headline screams, “Wounded Weiner Has Gone Limp.”

Answer – Frozen fish. It’s called, Love The Wild. Fresh fish, frozen with gourmet sauces like roasted almond pepper, Sriracha and Cajun cream, and Mango and Berries. Sounds yummy.


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