I got a baseball question for you

How about a really odd Pop-Quiz? Name the celebrity who drinks poop water, water re-filtered from toilet water. Is it Courtney Love, Tom Hanks, Quentin Tarantino or Bill Gates?

It’s baseball season, I got a baseball question for you. Your favorite team just won a game and your pitcher threw a no-hitter, but none of the opposing teams player’s batting average went down, how is that possible? Answer – it’s opening day, first game of the season, all players start with 000 average, after being no-hit, average would till be 000.

TV Update: I Told you Kocktails with Khloe was going to be canceled, it’s canceled. … There’s going to be a Blacklist spinoff, with the bad guys as the stars. … Elton John is returning to TV as a guest on May 18th on Nashville. Elton’s last 2 appearances on TV was in 1997 on the Nanny and 1999 on The Simpsons.

Odds and Ends: A principal of a down and out High School in Detroit was on the Ellen’s show, asking for help and got a lot of help, including a 100,000 dollar donation from Justin Bieber. Well the principal is in jail, it was all a scam. … Lamar Odom wanting to get in basketball, with his years in the league, it would cost a NBA team a minimum of 2.5 million dollars. Don’t see any team giving that up for a druggy. … I have a great tip for you guys, want to make momma happy, open her car door. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Dude, open that door. You’ll thank me. Lady’s listening, are thanking me.

Date in History, April 7. 1927, the first demonstration of Television.

Answer – Bill Gates.


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