“Dancing In The Streak”

Pop Quiz: Name the singer who’s had a partial hip replacement. Is it Lady Gaga, Adele, Janet Jackson or Kelly Clarkson?

Love Nuggets: Is it true 53 year old Tom Cruise has been chummy with 22 year old Dakota Fanning. That’s sick. … That reminds me Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey McGuire did a lot of bar hopping and picking up girls when they were married, so much so it led to Tobey’s wife divorcing him! Now Tobey is dating Sofia Richie. Tobey is 44 and Sophia is 17, that’s the classic May/December relationship and you know what May sees in December, Santa Claus. Another new couple people are talking about, Tiger Woods and Anna Sharapova.

Book Review: Possible Christmas gift for somebody on your list, Deirdre Bair’s “Al Capone’s Life, Legacy and Legend”. What happened to Al after prison? His final years, his brain destroyed by syphilis, left him with the mind of a 12 year old. Great story, and at the end, Al could be made happy with just a piece of gum.

Odds and Ends: On today’s Harry Connick Jr.’s TV Show, Harry’s wearing a disguise and driving a tourist bus, saying crazy things and the people on the bus had no idea it was Harry, hilarious. … New Besties Serena Williams and Taylor Swift, odd couple.

Kim Kartrashian got huffy when asked on 60 Minutes what her talent was, since she didn’t want to say porn skank, she snapped look at my bank account. Hey, O.J., Jarred from Subway and Bernie Madoff had big bank accounts.

NY Post Headline: Of a troupe of nude dancers doing their thing in front of NY’s Washington Square. Headline screams, “Dancing In The Streak.”

Answer – Lady Gaga.


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