Baywatch Is Hard To Watch

Pop Quiz: Name the Kate who takes a nap everyday, it’s as important as eating, Kate Upton, Katy Perry, Kate Winslet or Kate Hudson?

Trouble in Paradise already. Alex Rodriguez is furious that J-Lo not only gives him the 3rd degree whenever he’s out of sight, she constantly checks his cell phone and she has him followed. Now that’s love, no wait, that’s being psycho.

Movie Review: Baywatch is hard to watch, despite the manly pecs and muscles and the super hot babes. Story is weak, the acting is even weaker, there’s a few smiles, but to be honest, it’s not really funny, unless seeing a guy getting his junk caught in a beach chair makes you laugh. Dwayne Johnson is pretty good, Zac Efron barely holds his own, and the cameos of the oldie and moldies, David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson aren’t really worth the time. However the hottest new girl in the new Baywatch movie is definitely, Alexandra Daddario. She is 31, was the star of Chainsaw movie in 2013 and her dad head’s the NYC Police anti-terrorism unit and is an 11.

Odds and Ends: I knew Shia LaBeouf back in the day when he was a kid and his mom was a pushy, obnoxious stage mother. In fact Shia lost some great parts because his mother was so difficult and her behavior was so odd, and for that I’m willing to give Shia some slack with his odd behavior as an adult and blame his Mom and her upbringing.

New York Post Headline: Above the story that Stephan Colbert just keeps beating the crap out of Jimmy Fallen. Headline screams, “Sorry Jimmy, Grin and Colbert It.”

Answer – Katy Perry.


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