Pop Quiz: Kate Hudson, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Klum, Mariah Carey all have one thing in common. Are they closet nudest, bad drivers, hoarders or all losing their hair?
TV News: The Voice is barely beating Dancing with the Stars. There have been some really bad dancers on that show, but SNL’s Chris Kattan is the worse in 24 Seasons, can’t watch. He makes Mr. T look like a Fred Astaire.
Movie News: Michelle Williams will play Janis Joplin in a biopic. … Ryan Gosling will play Astronaut Neil Armstrong in an upcoming biopic. … Casey Affleck and Robert Redford will co-star in The Old Man And A Gun, about an old prison escapee who sets out to rob a bank.
Odds and End: Prison officials say they can’t keep Subway pervert Jared Fogle safe. Even in solitaire 23 hours a day, showering alone he’s always in danger. Latest, some trustees in the kitchen tried to poison his food. … It’s no secret, the biggest ego maniac, foul mouth, mean woman in Hollywood is Ellen DeGeneres. Sorry, just the way it is. As for biggest male jerk, George Lopez deserves consideration, a history of being impossible to work for or with, made life miserable for his ex-wife who worked like a dog while he made a name for himself at the same time he cheated on her for years then she gave George a kidney when he needed a transplant, and he thanked her by blindsiding her with a divorce, yea, biggest male jerk has to be George Lopez.
NY Post Headline: Above a story about the cult, The Church of The Lamb of God, where all members have sex with each other and the leaders are charged with killing a dozen of their members, headline screams, “The Family That Prays Together And Slays Each Other.”
Answer – They are hoarders.
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