“Town Reinvents Itself As Desert Pot Springs”

Pop Quiz: Name the celebrity who says he always has to dodge bicycles in NYC and has asked the City Counsel to ban all bikes. Is it Robert DeNero, AL Pacino, Woody Allen or Steve Martin?

Odd and Ends: Miley Cyrus is helping younger sister Brandi get into movies. … Just when you thought you’ve heard everything, some crooks broke into a Christian Store in New York, and stole all the Bibles, that is unbelievable. … Insiders say KUWTK is about as real as the Network News. Every word scripted and just about as fake. … Did you hear that Caitlyn Jenner is going to appear nude in Sports Illustrated, wearing just her Olympic medals and the American Flag. To be honest, I’d rather  have someone just stick their finger in my eye. … Some say you can’t buy their vote. Explain this, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett all appeared at a Hillary Clinton rally and were each paid, $100,000. … Selena Gomez is starring in 3 movies all coming out in next 18 months, and surprise, Selena can act.

Surprise, the usually boring, left wing, LA Times actually had a cleaver headline. Above a story that since marijuana has become legal most pot growers have set up growing locations in the financially cash strapped Desert Hot Springs, Palm Springs poor sister township. Times headline screams, “Town Reinvents Itself As Desert Pot Springs.”

Instead of a date in History, little known historical fact. After JFK was assassinated, his wife Jackie flew home with his body from Dallas, but she did not return to the White House, and did not return to the White House for 10 years, till Richard Nixon’s wife Pat invited her.

Answer – Woody Allen, the other three actually ride bikes in the city.