There Is No Explaining Stupidity

This week’s Pop Quiz, Godparents. When Lionel Richie adopted Nicole, who did he choose to be Nicole’s God Father. Quincy Jones, James Brown, Denzel Washington or Michael Jackson?

First things first, regarding Roseanne. There is no explaining stupidity.

Love Nuggets: Okay, what’s up with Lindsay Lohan trying to hook-up with Justin Bieber? By the way, what ever happened to Lindsay Lohan. … More goofy hook-up rumors, Eminem and Nicki Minaj. I hear they have been friends for years and this dating story is jut to get some fun, free publicity. … Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have turned down an arbitrator and want a judge to here their cases against each other over who gets their 3 dogs. It’s ugly. … Uh-oh, there could be more sexual charges coming against Anthony Weiner. … Brad Pitt gets the kids this coming weekend and plans to take them to 6 Flags or Disneyland and the sole reason is for them to meet his new love Neri Oxman.

TV News: Setting the record straight, there is a TV Whitney Houston documentary in the works and it’s going to tell the truth. The greatest voice of our generation, was a heroin and meth addict, mean, cruel, heartless and hideous woman.

Odds and Ends: While some generations are certainly better, while one generation stormed Normandy, hundreds of thousands dying for the country, one 30 year old Millennial was taken to court by his parents to force the 30 year old bum out of their house. … On a more somber note, Police have gone through the Golden State Killer’s house and found over 100 souvenirs or trophies from his murder and rape victums.

Funniest quote of the month, Kim Kartrashian, when asked about the Royal wedding said, “I don’t know what all the hubbub is about, I’m more beautiful than Meghan Markel.”

Answer – Michael Jackson


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