Report for Wednesday, Aug 18th

Love Nuggets: John Corbett and Bo Derek dated for 20 years before marrying last week. They make a great couple and happy to announce Bo’s cancer is in remission. 

Court News: After saying he would leave Britney’s conservatorship, Britney’s dad has told the Judge he is the only person qualified to run Britney’s conservatorship and he will fight being removed and take it to a higher court. Jerk, party of one. … Bill Cosby has been subpoenaed for interrogatory questions next month to face sexual assault and rape civil charges from 12 woman. However Cosby’s attorneys say it’s a waste of time, because Cosby will take the fifth on every question. … Unbelievable. During opening statements, R. Kelly’s lawyers told the jury that they will prove all Kelly’s sexual relationships were 100% consensual. Question, how do 12, 13 and 14 year old girls legally give their consent? It’s called statutory rape. Hello!?   

Governor Cuomo News: His best friend Spike Lee has cut Cuomo out of his video and his brother Chris has floated the idea of hiring his brother as a commentator on CNN. CNN President Jeff Zucker has said no way! 

Television News: Ken Burns is the best documentarian in the world who gave us The Central Park Five, The Civil War and the 19 hour story of Baseball and will release his next classic, the story of Muhammad Ali, a four part series on PBS starts September 19th. The good, the bad and the ugly of Ali. And in case you missed it, Muhammad’s grandson Nico won his first fight last week.

Odds and Ends: Billy Crystal says he has stopped drinking and smoking pot in favor of pot gummy bears. Says they are more fun, more healthy, but has gained weight. Duh! … Coachella is April 15th and all spectators must wear masks and prove they have been vaccinated. Good Luck, the only thing all spectators will be are is drunk and stoned. … While NBC begged Major League Baseball to have this years W.S. participants play in next years Field Of Dreams game, Baseball says no, it’ll be the Cubs and Reds. Okay.


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