Report for Thursday, Mar 31st

No surprise, Bruce Willis has been diagnosed with aphasia, although it is believed the real diagnosis is early dementia. Bruce has had memory problems for almost 2 years. Bruce has been in contact with his closest friends, Quentin Tarantino, Sylvester Stallone, Julia Roberts and George W. Bush. 

Old love story with a new weird twist. 20 years ago, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears were dating. Justin was madly in love with Britney but they broke-up when Britney started going out on him and flaunting it to boot. Now last week Britney hinted that Justin just used their relationship and her popularity to become famous. Ridiculous! As Biden would say, “come on man.”

My last two Oscar comments. I thought it was way out of line when Regina Hall called up Jason Momoa, Bradley Cooper and a couple other hunks for special covid tests and then frisked their thighs up and down. Question, what if a male host called up some hot females and frisked their thighs up and down, think anybody would be laughing? … Tradition, best actor Oscar winner gives the next year’s best actress Oscar winner their award. Prediction, this year’s best actor winner, Will Smith, will not be allowed to do that next year. I think that’ll be just one of Smith’s punishments, suspension from the Academy! 

TV News: Here’s an odd one, one of the most popular shows on Japanese television is American baseball, but almost as popularity is American Boxing. … In two weeks, Fox and NBC will start televising USFL games, Fox on Sat, NBC on Sunday. … ABC has renewed The Rookie and The Good Doctor for those of you who care.

Concert News: Friends of mine have been excited about seeing Eric Church on Saturday in Dallas but Eric has canceled the concert to go see his North Carolina in the Final 4. My daughter Natalie went to the Elton John concert last night, said it was great.

Odds and Ends: More and more celebrities are building bomb bunkers, they include Britney Spears, Beachboy Brian Wilson, Kanye West, Jennifer Aniston, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates.


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