Report for Thursday, Aug 9th

Pop Quiz: Name the celebrity who hates Mel Gibson, is a friend of Magic Johnson, season ticket holder to Michigan State football games, only travels by limo, is an NRA card carrier and has a daughter named Natalie, just like I do. Is it Michael Moore, Michael J. Fox, Michael Douglas or Mike Tyson?

Love Nuggets: Dirt on Angelina and Brad. First, Angelina has told a judge to speed up their divorce, she wants the divorce now! She also demands courts freeze Brad’s assets, she says he owes child support, but Brad says he’s paid her $9 million since they split. And after Brad proposed to his newest girlfriend Neri Oxman, she said no and dumped him. And, Is It True, Brad and Jennifer Aniston have been texting each other, and may have hooked up at George Clooney’s villa. I don’t know if it’s true, but I wouldn’t doubt it. … Don’t know what’s happening with Hayden Panettiere, she broke up with her baby-daddy, Wladimir Klitschko and is now showing up drunk and out of control. Spent some time with Haden at a party at Obama’s Innaguration, she’s really a sweet girl, I like her, and wish her well.

I was going to ignore the story that the West Hollywood City Council wants to take Trump’s Star off the Walk of Fame, but I can’t because it’s so dumb, And it has nothing to do with liking or hating Trump. West Hollywood has nothing to do with Hollywood, they are two different jurisdictions! It would be like, It’s simply none of their biz. Second, if Trump’s star is taken off, what about Phil Spector, Robert Blake, O.J., Tom Sizemore, Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, Eminem, Kevin Spacey, Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Tim Allen and other questionables.

All Week, favorite celebrity tombstones. Long time Game Show and TV Talk Show Merv Griffen’s headstone reads, “I Will Not Be Right Back After This Message.”

Answer – Michael Moore.


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