Report for Thursday, Aug 17th

Love Nugget: Back on June 13th 2022 I said that Britney Spears and Sam Asghari had just got married. I gave the over/under at 18 months, it lasted 14 months. They just broke up. There have been rumors Britney has been wondering off the reservation and wants to do a sex tape. She needs to be back in a conservatorship.

TV News: Len-e-er and Cable TV now only make-up 48% of television viewing, streaming and subscription viewing make up 52%. And Netflix’s Suits was the #1 show watched in the month of July. However, that will change during football season. 

Box Office News: Sound of Freedom has made $170 million but on only 2800 screens. … Barbie has made $750 million on 4,178 screens and Barbie director, Greta Gerwig has now become the highest grossing female director of all time and Barbie is now the highest grossing Warner Bros. film of all time.

New News: The writers, SAG, and studio strike talks lasted just 24 hours and then they broke off. There’s now talk, no talks until after Labor Day! How appropriate. … Hot scoopage that Lisa Marie Presley had some very serious health conditions besides drug use. Some of the conditions were probably inherited from her father, Elvis. They included, abdominal swelling, vomiting, heart issues and fevers that sometimes lasted for weeks. Lisa’s son Michael also had some health issues before his suicide. … Madonna’s health is much improved, back rehearsing and ticket sales are up worldwide. … And the general consensus is that the Maui fire was caused by power lines being blown down due to the 70 MPH winds and very dry conditions. 

Like buttholes, everybody has opinions, the latest twitter nuts and social media goofballs are blasting Bradley Cooper for what they call him using makeup to give him a jew face while portraying Leonard Bernstein in the biopic Maestro. However, Bernstein’s own family signed off on the makeup saying, ‘Bradley’s make-up is perfect because Leonard had a huge beautiful nose!” Somebody tell these busybodies to shut the front door!


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