Love Nuggets: This Tom Brady/Gisele Bundchen divorce is going to get very very ugly, Giselle just hired Tom Sasser, who was the attorney who represented Elin Woods when she divorced Tiger Woods. Elin said she went easy on Tiger but Sasser still got her, $150 million cash and $25,000 a month support! Ah, I’d say Tom should get ready for a huge, pick six to the house. And F.Y.I. in case you missed it, Brady and his Bucks got their Bucks kicked yesterday by Carolina. .. .Oops, it slipped over the weekend Taylor Swift was overheard at a dinner talking to friends about her being thrilled that she was engaged to Joe Alwyn. Poorly kept secret. … Turns out Jennifer Aniston was on Matthew Perry like stink on an ape during Friends, begging him to get off the booze and drugs, but to no avail. Got to tell ya, I love Jennifer. She was crushed when Brad Pitt started going out on her from day one and she divorced him. Then devastated again when her second husband Justin Theroux did the same cheating and she divorced him. Little know facts about Jennifer, she is best friends with Chaz Bono, Sonny and Cher’s son, Adam Sandler and Reese Witherspoon. She’s afraid of flying and donates millions of dollars to charity.
Odds and Ends: That clown Meghan Markel went on and on how she quit Deal or No Deal because she was treated like a bimbo. What she didn’t tell you, she filmed a 90210 episode doing an oral sex scene after quitting Deal. Guess that’s more respectable than Deal or No Deal. … The jury has been selected and are in place and the Los Angeles rape and sexual assault trial will start today against Harvey Winesleeze. I predict a guilty verdict on all counts. … Michael Jordan’s has his sneakers, now Miley Cyrus is coming out with her own sneakers. … There’s been a falling out with Tim Burton and Disney pictures, Tim has severed that deal. … Brad Pitt was in Austin over the weekend and spent the night at Matthew McConaughey’s.
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