I’m back and I loved Chris Rock’s special, but Will Smith is looking to hit him again.
Law and Order: As you know Alex Murdaugh got life in prison. Comment, it takes a monster of monsters to shoot your son in the face with a shotgun, then your wife. To me, life in prison wasn’t strong enough but hey that’s just me. One more Murdaugh nugget, O.J. Simpson posted, “He probably did it from what I heard.” Well, it takes one to know one. … Jussie Smollett’s lawyer expects a quick response to Smollett’s appeal. Jussie, convicted of 5 felony disorderly conduct offensives and making false statements to police, was sentenced to 30 months felony probation and 150 days in jail. He was released from jail after 10 days awaiting his appeal to be filed. The appeal is expected to be denied. … In three weeks, Oscar Pistorius could likely be release from prison after serving 9 years of a 13 year murder conviction! 10 years ago, Oscar and his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp were living together and in bed, when at 2 A.M. he woke up, noticed she was not in bed, heard someone in the bathroom shot 6 bullets into the bathroom door, hitting her four times and killing her. Pistorius is the double amputee Special Olympic star. … And last week, Robert Kennedy Jr.’s assassin, Sirhan Sirhan, was denied parole despite 100 protesters demanding he be set free. What the hell.
Movie News: Do we need another Elvis movie? Well, we are getting one and Sofia Coppola will direct “Priscilla” from Priscilla’s book “Elvis and Me” about the story from when she met Elvis when she was 14 till their nasty divorce.
Golf and Celebrity Show and Tell: Michael Douglas and his wife Catherine Zeta Jones play a lot of golf together, Michael a 15 handicapper, Catherine a 19. But here’s where it’s gets juicy! If Michael’s T-shot goes out of bounds or doesn’t hit it past the women’s T box, Michael pulls out his Johnson till he hit’s his second shot! Catherine says she doesn’t worry about him getting arrested, says it would be a lack of evidence.
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