Report for Monday, Mar 30th

There’s still a Toilet paper shortages so all week, Toilet paper Pop Quiz. Today, what was the first country to produce the butt wipe for the general public? Was it India, China, Japan or America?

Love Nuggets: Amber Heard’s $6 million defamation suit against Johnny Depp has been thrown out of court but Depp’s defamation of suit against will be allowed to go forward. Meanwhile Depp’s $6.4 million divorce settlement agreement is on hold.   

Coronavirus Stuff: First, Rihanna who is worth $605 million donated $5 million to the virus cause. Now, Simon Cowell who’s worth $575 million has donated $1 million. Gee, hope they make it okay. … Billionaire David Geffen is surviving the coronavirus by staying on his $595 million, 8 bedroom, 11 bathroom, 45 crew yacht, Rising Sun. Aboard is just David as his wife! … Despite Bon Jovi insisting his son Jacob has coronavirus, so far Jacob has tested negative. … Religious nut, Jim Bakker may be arrested this week for continuing to sell a false cure of the virus on his lame ass TV Show. The convicted felon Bakker is a real sleaze. … To help get back to normalcy, I say, bring baseball and golf back. No spectators, but hey they’re playing outside! Test the players first, create TV revenue. … Hey, if you really want to go to the movies just find a theater with a Travolta flick playing. And F.Y.I. I went to Trader Joes on Saturday and had to stand in a line 20 minutes outside.

TV News: The ACM Awards Show has been canceled and replaced with the ACM Our Country Celebration, with performances by Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban, Shania Twain, John Legend, Sheryl Crow, Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani, and others all from their homes. Plus there’ll be a tribute to Kenny Rogers. Watch it on CBS next Sunday. … Number 1 rated show on Friday was Hawaii 5-0, which is sad since it’s been canceled.

Answer – Toilet paper was introduced in America in the 18th century, Japan 17th, India 10th Century but the first commercial butt wipe was invented in China in the 6th century. Yes single ply!


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