Report for Monday, Mar 16th

Pop Quiz: All week, the best States for various things. These are the four States with the lowest divorce rate but which has the very lowest? Is it Utah, North Dakota, Hawaii or New Jersey?

Coronavirus Nuggets you haven’t heard: A couple of LAPD cops stationed at LAX, the Los Angeles International Airport have been infected with the virus. Boy, that’s not good. … Scoopage, Time magazine will name Coronavirus Doctor Anthony Fauci their Man of the Year. … Largest National Chinese Buffet chain is closing, hey they were nasty before Corona. … Heidi Klum will get her virus test results today. She’s been ill and off A.G.T. for a week. … I never thought I would say this, but I have a toilet paper guy! I ran out Friday and every store sold out, not a role to be found. So, went to my Walgreen’s where I know the manager asked him if he’d call me when the next shipment came in. He agreed, called Saturday and I got me some toilet paper. Dude, I have a toilet paper guy! … By the way, why is toilet paper flying off the shelves, I don’t get it? What does the virus have to do with needing to whip you butt? No Really, I don’t get it. 

Movie News: I’m hearing great things about The Many Saints of Newark. This is the story of the formative years of the young TV gangster, Tony Soprano. Interesting, it stars Michael Gandolfini as young Tony Soprano, the son of James Gandolfini from the TV show.   

Odds and Ends: People are buzzing that Sara Jay the Porn star  is not the only porn star that Barack Obama follows on Twitter and scoop is Michelle is furious with Barack and that it has gone public. … This is odd, Kate Pierson the lead singer of the B-52’s has bought a half dozen Airstream trailers, decorated them from the 1980’s and put them in the beautiful Mohave Desert in Joshua Tree, by Palm Springs and rents them as motel room. $150 a night. 

Answer – #4 Hawaii, #3 New Jersey, #2 North Dakota and #1 Utah. 


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