Report for Monday, June 25th

Pop Quiz Theme, one more week of smart celebrities who have secured a patent. Today, name celebrity who got a patent for the most technically perfect microphone. Is it Jennifer Lopez, Celine Dion, Paula Abdul or Cyndi Lauper?

Nine years ago today, got home from golf just as my cell phone was ringing. It was a call from a nurse practitioner friend who worked at Cedars Sinai hospital, who I met years earlier through Dr. Drew Pinsky. He said just minutes earlier they brought Michael Jackson in via an ambulance and he was already code blue, Dead on arrival. 30 mins later he called me back and confirmed it. And today, exactly 9 years later Joe Jackson is not expected to live out the the day.

Odds and Ends: Carry over from the weekend, happy to report that the critics who predicted Jurassic World would flop were wrong, it did $150 million, and the exit poll showed 80% of the people saw it, liked it and would recommend it. Lisa Marie Presley says the $100 million she has received from her dad’s estate is gone, mainly stolen by her manager. You would think after losing $30 million dollars you’d change managers. To make some money she is going to release the computer generated duet with daddy, No One Stands Alone. Prediction, that couldn’t hit H2O if it fell out of a boat! Who’d buy that crap? … Can’t wait to read the tell all dirt Johnny Depp story in the Rolling Stone. Word is, it’ll make Depp look like an out of control, mean, crazy, stealing, lying, cheating jerk. And a lot of it coming from his ex-Amber Heard. Out in 2 weeks.

This week, The Mike Evans New Dictionary: Today the definition of Adult – A human being who stops growing at both ends, and starts growing in the middle.

Answer – This is absolutely shocking, the answer is Paula Abdul.


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