Report for Monday, Aug 29th

Hawaii Little League no ka oi, Hawaii Little Leaguers are world champions!

Love Nuggets: Jennifer Garner says she is thrilled to get shed of her fourth child, her ex-Ben Affleck! Says he drank ever night, went out on her, did Rx’s, would disappear for weeks at a time, not answering his cellphone, missed 9 of their 12 Anniversaries. Should be pointed out Ben’s best friend Matt Damon has had falling outs with Ben, going moths with out talking to him! And Ben’s own brother Casey didn’t even go to the wedding, saying Ben only cares about Ben! … Is it true, Sylvester Stallone’s wife had no idea Sylvester had moved millions of dollars into off shore banks in his name, secretly taking her name off stocks and bonds and taking her name off properties. Scumbag party of one!

They ain’t tracking folks. You can add Britney Spears to the Gary Busey list. To celebrate her hit song with Elton John. Britney posted a completely nude, rude photo on Instagram and Instagram immediately took it down and closed her account. She wanted to also celebrate with her sons over the weekend, but neither of the boys wanted to see her. 

News: The most powerful rocket in the world will be shot off in a couple hours from Cape Canaveral. The package aboard is a satellite that will orbit the moon. 

TV News: A few weeks ago I predicted with the multiple streaming platforms, the regular TV networks as we know them would soon fade away! Well last Friday NBC announced they may cut 3 hour prime time to 2 hours, it will save them billions.

Movie News: That biopic Madonna wrote and plans to direct could be dead in the water for three reasons. #1, poorly written, #2, nobody wants to be in it, and #3, surveys show nobody would go see it. Studios are backing off.

Odds and Ends: Over the weekend Kylie Jenner took her 4 year old daughter, Stormie shopping and bought her two purses, a Bottega that cost $5,100 and a Prada Clutch that cost $4,300. That’s $9,400 for two purses for a 4 year old. My first car didn’t cost $9,400.


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