Report for Friday, Oct 26th

Pop Quiz Theme, for the last time, celebrities who have fathered illegitimate children. Who the daddy, who didn’t want to be the daddy. Is it Tom Selleck, Sam Elliott, Robert De Niro or Clint Eastwood?

Movie Review: Jonah Hill wrote and directed, Mid90s, a funny, clever, warm, insightful story of a 13-year-old named Steve who’s new to L.A. in 1995. Steve finds a whole new family his own age at a skate board shop that is a lot better than his difunctional real family. I went in, not expecting much, came out wanting to see it again. It’s interesting what it was like to be a kid back then, it’s complicated and fascinating. (3 Stars).

Odds and Ends: On October 2nd I told you Steven Spielberg wants Selena Gomez to be the big star of his West Side Story remake. Yesterday he was asked about that, and turned red. Said, “No comment.” If Selena can get healthy, she has the gig. … Got some inside scoop from solid sources in California. With 35,000 homeless in San Diego, 90,000 homeless in L.A. and 40,000 homeless in S.F. and now with two caravans headed to Tijuana, California simply can’t support anymore homeless. … Oh, another tell all book might be coming. Ben Affleck’s former concubine, the Playmate Centerfold, Shauna Sexton, who spent 4 drunken months listening to Ben’s deepest secrets as he slobbered incoherently and now she is furious, since Ben had the car he gave her re-possessed and is talking to multiple publishers. Stay tuned folks.

Prediction: The terrorist who’s been sending phony bombs will be arrested, in jail or dead before we talk on Monday. Thank God he’s so stupid he didn’t include a detonator, mis-spelled every address, not one of the devices could have even exploded. But what a horrible hoax, if he’s not dead, I’m hoping he gets life.

Answer – Clint Eastwood.


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