Report for Friday, Mar 17th

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! And it’s movie review Friday but first, still playing at a theater near you Champions, Creed 3, Cocaine Bear, Jesus Revolution and Oscar winner Everything, Everywhere, All at Once, and I loved all these movies. The new release today is Shazam! Fury of the Gods, sorry, lame monsters, a sloppy story and a bit pointless (PG-13) – (2 Hours) – (2 Stars).

Big Movie News: Scoopage Walt Disney Pictures is going forwards with a new Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp will be back. You heard it here first.

Family feud getting worse. Lisa Marie Presley had two children with her first husband Danny Keogh, Riley in 1989 then Michael.  After Lisa married Michael Jackson and Nick Cage she married Michael Lockwood and had twin girls in 2008. Michael and Lisa’s marriage was off and on and the twins spent a lot of time with their older half sister Riley. Tuesday Lockwood filed for and was granted 100% custody of the 14 year old twins and said he has no intention of ever letting the twins see Riley! Riley is devastated and furious and all of this is because Riley is challenging Lisa’s will. Sad story!

Odds and Ends: First Gwyneth Paltrow released her Vagina scented candles through her Goop health company. You think that’s the end of her crazy health suggestions, nope, her latest is, Ozone Gas Therapy Rectally injected. That stinks.

Every St. Patrick’s Day and since we are like family, I’ll tell the story about one of the last times I saw my grandma Neena. It was St. Patrick’s Day, her 90th birthday. I picked her up at the home and asked her where did she want me to take her to lunch, Neena said, “Mike, I don’t care as long as they have hot chili and cold beer. I took her to a chili bar with great beer. And after he ate and as I drove her home, Neena said, “Mike, my bowels are in an uproar, drive faster!” She died a few months later, but St. Patricks day for me, is all about my Neena.


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