4 great Justin Bieber Nuggets: Despite his home boy, Tyler the Creative, who ever the hell he is, is insisting he, not Justin, was driving 100 MPH in the 20 MPH zone, police say he is lying, that they have several witnesses that have signed affidavits that they saw Justin driving and police will seek a complaint against Bieber. Miami Police have opened an investigation that Bieber and his underage hommies have been paying bribes and using phoney id to illegally get into clubs and drink. Exclusive, Justin’s people are quietly looking for a new home for Bieber that would get him out Calabassas, where he is hated. They’re looking in Malibu, Venice and Manhattan Beach, Calabassas will be thrilled. Everywhere Bieber goes day or night, inside or out, he wears sunglasses, including to the Miami Heat game Monday at 10PM. A friend says it’s because Bieber smokes pot every waken moment and his eyes are so bloodshot, he has to wear the shades. I like Larry David’s explanation, “the only people who wear sunglasses at night and indoors, are either blind or A-Holes.”
Odds and Ends: Will Smith is so depressed that his movie, After Earth bombed, that he has canceled all meetings and gone into seclusion. … Time heals all, Nike is taking Tiger Woods back. … David Beckham, J-Lo, Mark Anthony and J-Z are buying a pro soccer team for Miami. … Fact, Miley Cyress is as routy as any former child star, she just hides it better.
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