“It’s Not A-Lone Star State”

Pop Quiz: Name Comedy Central’s #4 All Time Stand Up Comic? Is it Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen DeGeneres, Woody Allen or Eddie Murphy?

Love Nuggets: Really? Jamie Foxx is telling friends he and Katie Holmes are an item. Really? I’ve been telling you that for 3 years, in fact, Suri even calls Jamie Poppy. Wonder how Tom Cruise likes that. … Former Dallas Cowboy, Troy Aikman has married his long time girlfriend Capa Mooty. I have a daughter and grand kids in Dallas and I often see Troy, his kids and Capa and her kids all together at our favorite ice cream place in Dallas, Harry’s Frozen Custard. Nobody bothers them, just say hello. … Robert Downey Jr. and wife Susan go on a honeymoon, every year! Ah. … And although it’s been kept quiet, Happy Birthday to 71 year old Steve Martin’s 4 year old daughter. One of the best kept secrets in Hollywood. Steve and wife, Anne Stringfield are one of Hollywood’s happiest married couples. For your information, Steve is from Waco Texas and has quietly donated a lot of money to the Harvey victims.

O.J. get’s out of jail in less than a month and talk is that Justin and Sydney, his 2 kids that were in the house when O.J. killed their mom have both contacted an attorney and will attempt to secure a restraining order keeping O.J. away. If Fred Goldman, heaven forbid, was ever hit with a terminal disease, I wouldn’t be surprised if Fred Goldman lost it and killed O.J. Simpson.

N.Y. Post Headline: Above the story that every state has given money to help Hurricane Harvey victims. Post screams, “It’s Not A-Lone Star State.”

Answer – Woody Allen is #4, #3 Lenny Bruce, #2 George Carlin, #1 Richard Pryor. For the record, Ellen DeGeneres is #16, Jerry Seinfeld # 12 and Eddie Murphy # 10.