Pop Quiz – Who is the best celebrity surfer? Is it Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston or Matthew Matthew McConaughey.
That reminds me, the greatest surfer in the world, Kelly Slater, just won his 9th place in the Pipeline Masters in Hawaii. Today he is playing golf at Pebble Beach in the Pro-am. He is single, rich, good looking and a great guy. What a life!
TV News – CBS is paying 275 million dollars for eight Thursday Night NFL games next season. Remember that there is always 20 million dollars more revenue available every Thursday night because Thursday nights are the only night studios advertise the movies opening on Friday. The highest rated shows on Thursday get’s most of that money. Translation, NFL will be #1, CBS will get most of the movie money.
Movie news – Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio are teaming up again in another biopic. Instead of Leonardo playing a corrupt stock broker, Jonah Hill will play the lead, a sappy security guard named Richard Jewell, who was arrested and charged for setting off the bomb at the Atlanta Olympics! Leonardo plays his lawyer. I was there the night the bomb went off and when Jewell was arrested. Turned out Jewell had nothing to do with it.
Odds and ends – Vice President Joe Biden’s 23 year old niece, Carol Biden, is so screwed up she was allowed to avoid her criminal court date this week so she could remain in a 24/7 Anger Management rehab lock-up. Justin Bieber’s pilot said there was so much pot smoke in the G4 Jet cabin he had to put on a Oxygen mask so not be effected while flying. He said it was Cheech and Chong trip.
Answer – All three are pretty good surfers, but Cameron Diaz is the best by far!
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