Most Overused Line By Major League Coaches

This week’s Pop Quiz theme is where stars are born. Today, name the star who was born in, Honolulu. Bette Midler, Scott Caan, Sandra Bullock or Jimmy Kimmel?

TV News: Rehearsals have started for Dancing With The Stars, and producers are already complaining about Tonya Harding, who’s ego is over the top, and has demanded a private chef and photographer, 2 assistants, a different rehearsal schedule, and must have pre-approval of all publicity. Somebody needs to take a bat to Tonya Harding’s knees.

Odds and Ends: The most over used line by NBA coaches, MLB managers and NFL Coaches when asked about their team. “I’m happy that they are going about their business.” Going about their business, what the hell does that mean. … George Clooney has had dinner with former Vice President Joe Biden, California Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and Superior Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor. Take it to the bank, George is thinking about a run, no matter what he says now. … Regarding James Coney’s book, an old buddy Alan Dershowitz once said, folks who write books are never under oath, they write what they want you to read.

Sex News: New talk of an investigation on Steve Harvey’s misbehavior. With the news that Kevin Spacey is under criminal investigation regarding sexual misconduct, maybe involving a minor, friends worry he is suicidal. … And speaking about sex, I once heard a New York mafia kingpin say, “The prostitute and sex trade is still a huge profit margin for the underworld, You can sell a gun once, you can sell a kilo once, however you can sell a prostitute 15 times a day, everyday, day after day for years, that is huge money.”

Answer – Bette Midler, who may be the only person I’ve ever heard, doesn’t like Hawaii. From a person from Hawaii, I find that insulting.


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