Pop Quiz: Jennifer Lopez owns 5 dogs and takes them twice a week for schooling, grooming and play time. What does J-Lo pay for the 5 dogs twice a week playtime and treatments, $1200, $1500, $1700 or $2000?
Love Nuggets: Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston can’t keep their hand off each other, x rated even in in the Grocery. … Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are tighter than ever, marriage soon? … Odd that Kanye West and wife Kim Kartrashian actually spend little time together. Take separate vacations and run with different friends. … Goofy Lindsay Lohan still wearing her Russian boyfriends engagement ring while he says it’s over. For your information, ring value is $250,000. … Paris Jackson is going to marry bad boy rocker Michael Snoddy.
Politics: Barbra Streisand has a huge Donald Trump dart board in her game room and insists everybody that comes in has a few throws. … Early orders say the top Halloween mask will be Trump, President or not.
Legal Beagle: No lawyer wants to be associate with a guilty defendant and that why, almost every one of Bill Cosby’s lawyers has resigned. It’s ugly.
Odds and Ends: VP Joe Biden has been vacationing in the Hamptons with his family, including Champ, his German Shepard, problem is while walking Champ and he poops, Biden doesn’t pick it up. Neighbors are furious.
NY Post Headline: Above a policeman holding a box with 8 live motherless baby ducklings, somebody threw on a freeway. Headline screams, “Lucky Ducks.”
Date in History, August 24th. 1989, Pete Rose is permanently banned from baseball. Bet you didn’t know on this date, Cornelius Swarthout invented the waffle iron. Happy Birthday to George Clooney, no wait that’s boxer Gerry Cooney, yuk.
Answer – $1700 for the 5 dogs a week.
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