Pop Quiz: A comedian got into a cab for a 2 ½ hour ride, and asked the cabbie about his life, the cabbie said he was a saxophone player and the next night was trying out for a band and this could be his last taxi job. The comedian asked where his sax was, cabbie said the trunk, the comedian said he should be rehearsing, insisted the cabbie get the horn, get in the backseat and rehearse, and he’d drive the 2 ½ hours. And that’s what happened. Name that big hearted comedian. Was it Robin Williams, Steve Martin or Bill Murray?
Love Nuggets: More possible weddings, Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn are very close to an announcement as is Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney. … Change in religion, Gwyneth Paltrow has converted to Judaism, and has registered her kids, Moses and Apple into a very strict Jewish school. … You may have heard that Anthony Zuiker the creator of the CSI Franchise is being divorced by his wife. Zuiker didn’t even know his wife when he was parking cars at Balley’s in Vegas and his roommate was working as a CSI agent, and after hearing his roomies CSI stories, went to Hollywood his days off and pitched and sold it to CBS. Now his wife will get close to 350 million dollars.
Odds and Ends: Boxer Floyd Mayweather, is being sued for beating another woman and criminal charges could follow. P.S. Floyd can’t read or write. … Brad and Angelina just bought a house 5 miles from mine, and Leonardo DiCaprio just bought a house 3 miles from mine. There goes the neighborhood. … If you are an Iron Man fan, sorry, there will be no more Iron Man movies.
Answer – Bill Murray.
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