“How Does It Feel? I Guess To Be A Jerk”

Pop Quiz: Easy, who is the Best Selling Artist of All Time, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Garth Brooks or Billy Joel?

TV Warning: Tonight on CBS is the debut of The Great Indoors starring John McHale and Stephen Fry. It’s a sitcom about an outdoor magazine that is forced to become an on-line magazine because of poor sales. The outdoors guys from the old Magazine are forced to do their work from an office, indoors and take orders from a bunch of clueless millennials. It’s not funny at all!

TV Pitch: There is a new show on the drawing board that would star Kim Kartrashian as a shy, squeaky clean nurse working in a hospital. Sort of a modern day, that girl. Sorry, she’s not that good an actor.

NY Post Headline: It’s been weeks since mush mouth, over the hill, hateful Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize for Literature, despite Dylan never really writing any real literature, he also got a check for $740,000 dollars. And Dylan still hasn’t even bothered to thank Nobel or even to acknowledge the award or cash. Post Headline screams, “How Does It Feel? I Guess To Be A Jerk.”

It’s time to forgive, it has now been 10 years since Seinfeld’s Michael Richards had that racial rant at that Comedy Club, and other than a few throw-away bit parts, it’s been 10 years since Michael has gotten a real job. … California election nugget Tim Robbins, Sarah Silverman, Danny Glover, Cher, and Olivia Wilde are just some stars appearing on TV supporting pot passage.

Date in History, Oct. 27th. 1642, Christopher Columbus discovers Cuba. On this Day in 1922, in the navy, the U.S. Nave Day is observed.

Answer – #5 Elton John, #4, Michael Jackson, #3, Elvis Presley, #2, Billy Joel and #1, and not even close Garth Brooks.