“Chinese Takeout”

Pop Quiz: Name the Michael who never finished High School, drop out. Is it Michael Fassbender, Michael J. Fox, Michael Douglas or Michael Moore?

Odds and Ends: For the record, no other celebrity spends more time and gives more money fighting Aids than Elton John. … Lady Gaga/Tony Bennett will tour together next year, campaigning for Hillary. … Duck Dynasty movie is on the drawing board. … Oh-oh, Tickets for Mariah Carey’s Las Vegas gigs are not selling. … The Amy Winehouse documentary will be released this summer, and it’s great. … David Hasselhoff offered to be spokesman for Viagra, they declined. … Sports are hot on TV, NBA Finals, NHL Stanley Cup, Mayweather Fight, Triple Crown, Women’s World Cup all breaking ratings records. … HBO new Sports show on Sunday is Ballers, stars Duane ‘the Rock’ Johnson. … That Controversial NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal has been offered her own Reality Show. Suggested Title, White is the New Black. … Don’t let me catch you watching Tailgating with Kato Kaelin or Kato Kaelin Live. I swear, the worse TV ever made. Horrible, beyond embarrassing. … Just for the record, President Obama still smokes a ½ pack of cigarettes a day. … Kate Moss was thrown off a plane last week for being drunk/disorderly.

NY Post Headline: Above the story hackers in China had stolen information on every U.S. government employee, Post headline screamed, “Chinese Takeout.”

Date in History, June 18. The most wonderful, kindest, human being I’ve ever met was born, my wife, Cheryl. We have a lot of friends, they all love her, they don’t all like me, but I understand why. Big day for women aviators, 1928 Amelia Earhart is the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean. In 1983, Sally Ride is first woman to go into outer space.

Answer – Michael J. Fox.