“Born To Ride”

Pop Quiz: Friday I will review a great movie about intelligence called, Circle, which opens Friday, the 4 biggest stars are Tom Hanks, Emma Watson, Beck and Bill Paxton. It was the last movie Paxton made before his death. Before the movie, all 4 took an IQ test, who had the highest IQ, Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton, Beck or Emma Watson?

Odds and Ends: New York News from last week, want to buy a pack of cigarettes? 13 dollars a pack is what it cost to kill yourself. … Janet Jackson needs to lose 80 pounds. But has lost the Burka since announcing her divorce, she sure has a cute daughter. … Voted the worse Mayor in NY history, Mayor Bill De Blasio, who’s running for re-election, O.J. has a better chance of winning. … Speaking of O.J. possibly getting out of a Nevada prison in October, his lawyers are already shopping his 1st  TV interview and there are plenty of takers. … Bruce Springsteen’s 25 year old daughter Jessica is trying out for the 2020 Equestrian Olympic Team. She’s been doing great in the trials an the NY Post Headline above her picture on her horse screams, “Born To Ride.” … The pix of Kim Kartrashian wearing a G-String bikini is hideous, nothing sexy about it! Her butt looks like 40 pounds of curdled cottage cheese that caught fire and was put out with an ice pick. … The mustard has finally come off the Caitlyn Jenner hot dog, Diane Sawyer ratings down, the Fox interview numbers were half what was expected, personal appearances and TV appearances are being canceled. Translation, Catlyn Jenner is over! Bye bye, so long, farewell. … Are Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox about to announce their engagement?

Answer – Emma Watson who graduate of Brown University with 4.0 Average and a 153 IQ.


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