Blanket Lives An Odd Life

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Pop Quiz: Who is the best celebrity Chess player, and all these folks are good. Is it Woody Harrelson, Woody Allen, Nick Cage or Sir Anthony Hopkins?

IRS is investigating Kim Kartrashian, Kourtney Kartrashian, LeBron James, Rihanna and Michael Phelps, for payola, using You Tube, Snapchat and other social outlets to plug various products and services in return for as much as $500,000 dollars without declaring it as income.

Odds and Ends: Michael Jackson’s 15 year old son, Blanket who was once held out the 4th story window by Michael lives a very odd life. He’s chauffeured to Buckley school everyday. After school, takes a 2 hour martial arts class. Then chauffeured home to his dad’s 7 bedroom, 11 bathroom house where he immediately goes upstairs to plays video games. He shares the home with a chef, 3 maids, 5 security guards, a butler and no relatives. He’s just 15.

Old News: Regarding Bill O’Reilly’s recent demise, there had been stories of his sexual misbehavior for years and years, you knew it was coming. No excuses, however, I remember a guy who settled sexual harassment charges, and kept his gig. Ah, I did not have sexual… Bill Clinton. … For your information, Tucker Carlson will take O’Reilly’s time slot starting tonight and his  guest will be Caitlyn Jenner talking politics.

The Ralph Lauren stores on 56th and 5th Ave has closed, however they still have to pay $70,000 a day lease which expires in September, $70,000 a day. … Shocking, next to the Virgin Mary candle with Mother Teresa’s photo on it is another Virgin Mary candle with porn skank Kim Kartrashian’s photo, 18 bucks.

NY Post Headline: Above the story the Congress has subpoenaed UAL Execs, regarding that passenger forcibly removed from a flight 2 weeks ago. Post headline screams, “House Panel to drag United Execs down the Aisle.”

Answer – Woody Harrelson.

 


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