You Almost Need A Program

Pop Quiz: Who has former President Obama been hanging out a lot with since getting out of office? Is it Jamie Foxx, Stephen King, Kiefer Sutherland or Bono?

Love Nuggets: Don’t believe the sheep dip that Prince William has been seen being very friendly with a hot blondilox at social functions. It’s just not true. … Meanwhile, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have never been happier, and their hobby has them together everyday, surfing at Huntington Pier or Malibu.

Looks like Lisa Marie Presley is headed back to rehab. What really screwed up that family is Scientology. Elvis called Scientology the devil, it was the only thing Elvis and Priscilla argued about, but Priscilla joined the cult after Elvis died, then she got her daughter Lisa involved, then Priscilla got out, at the same time Lisa got her daughter Riley Keogh into the cult. Then Lisa ditched Scientology, however Riley is still a very loyal member. You almost need a program.

Paris Jackson, Lisa Marie Presley’s one time step daughter says she hates Scientology. Oh yeah, Paris was proudly showing the world her new nipple piercing, when asked about it, Paris said, “You ain’t seen anything yet.” Don’t know what that means, however, we can speculate and sounds scary.

I just have to get this off my chest, Snoop Dogg making a mock video of him shooting Trump is just plain wrong! My question, if a white thug made a mock video 4 years ago shooting Obama, that wouldn’t be cool either. Remember Snoop is an ex-con, he beat a murder rap!

As my old buddy Howard Cossell would say, “Just telling it like it is, just stating facts!”

Bad News: Willie Nelson is very ill, stay tuned.

Answer – Bono.


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