Report for Friday, Apr 3rd

There’s still a toilet paper shortages so all week, Toilet paper Pop Quiz. Today, early toilet paper made from wafer thin wood shavings warned of possible splinters. When was the first toilet paper that advertised splinter free? Was it in 1905, 1915, 1925 or 1935? 

Let me make this perfectly clear, the Coronavirus is going to get worse, it is a pandemic, it’s a horrible killer, we can’t be  too careful, let me make that clear. And with that said, I want to share the official causes of deaths according to the World-o-Meter, who has been tracking deaths worldwide for 70 years. From January 1st to March 25th, 2020, there were 9,900,000 abortions, 2,382,000 to starved to death, 1,909,000 died of cancer, 1,162,000 died from smoking illness, 581,000 alcohol related deaths, 391,200 HIV/AIDS deaths, 314,000 traffic fatalities, 249,000 suicides, 228,000 malaria, 113,000 seasonal flu deaths and 22,000 coronavirus deaths. And for the record, there are 7,655,957,369 people living on earth as of January 1st. Just the facts and again, I am not minimizing Coronavirus, just thought these facts were interesting. Be careful.

Celebrities who never leave home without masks and gloves, Chris Evans, Al Pacino, Calista Flockhart, Harrison Ford, Ted Danson, Tom Cruise and the Osbourne family. … Meanwhile, celebrities who haven’t left their homes in weeks, Justin Timberlake, Celine Dion, America Ferrera, Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Nicholson and Sylvester Stallone.

With all the deaths and mourners not allowed to congregate for a service, several funeral parlors in N.Y. have set up drive-thru service where the deceased is propped-up in front of a window and mourners can drive by to pay respects. How sad is that.

And more Joe Exotic news. O.J. Simpson called in a Vegas radio talk show to say after watching the show, Tiger King, he is convinced Joe’s enemy Carol Baskin did kill her husband. When hearing this Marcia Clark said, “Well, it takes a murderer to recognize another murderer.”

Answer – 1935 and yes it was in the U.S.


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