This week’s Pop Quiz theme, celebrities who can’t do something the rest of can do. Today, name the celebrity who can’t swim. Is it Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin, Oprah, or Christina Aguilera?
Legal Stuff: Because Jussie Smollett still insists he’s innocent, despite the evidence. More charges will be filed and because he was convicted of lying to authorities in L.A. years ago, he will get jail time if convicted of any of these charges. Already charged with disorderly conduct, filing false police report and because he caused the cuts and bruises to his own face, that too is a felony of alteration of evidence. Next, sending white powder in the mail is a felony hate crime and using the mail for a terrorist threat is still another charge. And, just as bad as Jussie’s alleged crimes, is a right wing radio nut who ‘broke the story’ that Jussie’s mother’s sister is Kamala Harris, the California Senator running for President. That’s bull shoy, and he should be taken off the air. Hey, good news, when he gets out of jail, he could star in World’s Dumbest Criminal.
More Legal Stuff: R. Kelly is toast, police have three videos of him having sex with girls under 17. And Kelly has paid out millions of dollars to families of other underage girls, to avoid other charges. He should have saved some of that money since he’s had trouble posting a $100 grand bail. And two victims who are also suing Kelly for millions are represented by the two most disgusting lawyers, Gloria Allred and Michael Avenatti.
Last Oscar Nuggets: Elton John’s Party for Aids generated 6.3 million dollars, but sad to report very little funds generated for Hollywood Home for retired members of the Academy, and there are reports some senior members are victims of sex abuse. This a shocking, sad story that has been kept on the down low.
Answer – Sandra Bullock never learned how to swim and is actually afraid of the water.
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