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This week’s theme, celebrities and their funny quotes. Today, who said “I once asked God for a bike, but I knew God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and then asked for forgiveness.” Who said that, Harrison Ford, Al Pacino, Robert Downey Jr. or Shia LaBeouf?
Love Nugget: Trouble in Paradise with Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Is It True, Jessica’s say’s Justin plays too much golf, works too much, hangs with his buddies too much and is not home enough. If I was him, I’d never leave home, it’s Jessica Biel. … One reason a story that Harvey Weinsleeze has been braging that he had sex with Jennifer Lawrence, is there’s a tape of his bragging, although it’s bull shoy. Hold on, Let me clarify, the bragging is true, him having sex with Jennifer is the Bull Shoy part.
Movie News: Saw the first trailer of Downton Abbey movie coming out next year, Abbey fans will love it, all the stars of the TV show are in the movie. … And speaking of movies, love Melissa McCarthy’s Can You Ever Forgive Me…. It’s a biography dramady, the true story about the down on her luck author Lee Israel who get’s caught selling forged letters from famous people. Sad but hilarious.
Odds and Ends: Setting the record straight, the law suit versus Brad Pitt of faulty design of the Katrina victims replacement housing was filed by 3 people, 3 people out of 188 who moved into those homes. Tell those 3 clowns to shut the front door. … Pretty Woman the movie, great. Pretty Woman the Broadway musical, a flop. … Janet Jackson still believes there was a conspiracy to murder her brother Michael, She should have lunch with goofball Golden State Warrior, Stephan Curry. Both are nuts! … Just a head’s up for college football fans, we are in Bowl season and 25 years ago there were only 6 Bowl games, this year there are 40 Bowl Games televised.
Answer – Al Pacino.
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