TV News and Crime Docket

Pop Quiz: Name the official Spokesperson for the state of Michigan. Is it Magic Johnson, Tom Selleck, Tim Allen or Ted Nugent?

TV News: Despite the loudest and most annoying laugh track on television, Big Bang’s finale last Thursday really killed, over 16 million viewers. However despite making more money than the Seinfeld gang, several cast members want more money while others want out to segue to movies. Stay Tuned. … Great new Show coming to FX, an Australian show, Mr. Inbetween. With the brilliant Scott Ryan as a boyfriend, ex-husband, a dad, bad neighbor and good guy. … And one of my favorite shows, Blacklist has been picked up for the 6^th Season.

Just when you think things can’t get more disgusting, it happens. Well it’s happening June 2^nd in my least favorite city in the country, Las Vegas. 1100 people are expected to attend and participate in the world’s biggest orgy. And regarding Las Vegas, you can’t win at the tables, walking down the strip is crowded packed with people begging for money, propositioning you, pick pockets, horrible restaurants, incredible filthy hotels, a hideous airport that takes an hour to get out of, and staggering hot weather. I hate Las Vegas. Back in my N.Y. Post days I would spend a month at a time in Vegas covering Ali, Sugar Ray Leonard, Roberto Duran, Larry Holmes, Tommy Hearns, Holyfield and other big fights. Back then Vegas was great, but not now.

Crime Docket: As predicted here, the Golden State Killer murdered count just keeps going up….when all DNA is ran, he could be charged with 44 murders. … Oh, now another woman has come forward accusing Chris Brown of a sexual assault. Brown is still on parole and prosecutors are taking a serious look. … Insiders tell me the prosecution will request Cosby get 7 years when sentenced.

Answer – Tim Allen.