Pop Quiz: Name the NBA star who always takes time when out in public to sign autographs and pose for pictures, no matter how long it takes. Is it Michael Jordan, Jerry West, Kareem Abdul-Jabber, or Shaquille O’Neal?
Love Nuggets: Lady Gaga and her fiancé have purchased a home at the very tip of Long Island, New York, Montauk Point. … And can’t believe it, J-Lo and A-Fraud looking at property in the Hamptons. … People still scratching their heads, why, after 17 years did Ben Stiller just kick his hot wife Christine Taylor to the curb, they had the perfect marriage. … How about that Jay-Z openly admitting that he has gone out on Beyonce? Say’s “Men will be men.” No, jerks will be jerks. More Jay-Z, he says the love of his life after Beyonce is his lesbian mother.
Odds and Ends: Not the Beatles, Stones, Streisand, nobody has caused the crazy fan reaction in Israel, as has Britney Spears, making her first visit now. … Regarding Tiger Woods and his prescription addiction, is anybody surprised? Remember the voice mail that leaked between Tiger and one of his concubines, Tiger said quote, “Be sure to bring extra ambian tonight, don’t forget.”
New Copy Right Act: That all rights from 1976 and before will be returned to the original creators. Translation, Sir Paul McCartney reclaims all royalties starting now, of 260 songs, including little didies like, I Want To Hold Your Hand, Yesterday and Hey Jude. Ka-ching!
N.Y. Post Headline: Major League baseball is getting tired of the owners of the Florida Marlins putting the franchise on and off and on and off the market. Derek Jetter and former President Bush were going to buy them but it fell through. Post headline screams, “Fish Or Cut Bait.”
Answer – Shaquille O’Neal.
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