“Kim Out To Launch”

Pop Quiz: Name the star whose parents are rocket scientist and worked on the Hubble. Is it Drew Carry, Jack Black, Adam Sandler or Tina Fey?

While in NYC, I’m going to give you little facts that may help you out. Today, do over the counter cough syrups work? Short Answer, no. According to the AMA, chewing gum works just as well and cheaper.

New York News: Still true, more rats live here than people. … Every month, Billy Joel has a concert at Madison Square Garden. Last week, Billy’s guest was Kevin Spacey and they sang together and it was really good. … A New Yorker that lives 5 miles from where I am, made news yesterday, 5 miles from where I live back in Palm Springs, Rene Hanao was caught with over 100 cell phones that he stole from Coachella concert goers. The blithering idiot didn’t realize that the victims just had to push the Find My Phone app, and led the police straight to the moron. … Final Coachella nugget, as usual, Leonardo Dicaprio being the biggest jerk.

Odds and Ends: Where has Taylor Swift been the last 6 months, hasn’t been seen. Answer, she’s been in complete seclusion recording her new album and she promises it is, by far, the best thing she’s ever done. … Ah, 69 year old Ronnie Wood says he changes his 1 year old daughter everyday. … More reasons to hate California, arrests down in LA from 150,000 to 100,000, however, crime is up 37%. That is unbelievable. And this week, it was announced gas tax going up 14 cents a gallon and car sales tax going up 10%.

NY Post Headline: Crazy, North Korean President Kim Jong Un is now threatening to shoot nukes at Hawaii. The NY Post headline above a yelling President Trump screams, “Kim Out To Launch.”

Answer – Jack Black.


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