Pop Quiz: Jim Carry was a high school hockey goalie, name the other comedian who was a high school hockey goalie, Steve Martin, Ray Romano, Will Ferrell or Steve Carell?
Motherly Love: Charley Hall is a forward for the Northwestern University Basketball team who will most likely be in the Big March Madness Tournament, and his mother has canceled her work to attend the Tourney as long as her son’s team in winning. Translation Veep is on hiatus, Julia Louis Dreyfus is Charles’s Mom.
TV News: Are you kidding, on Friday Arnold ‘the gropenator’ Schwarzenegger said he wouldn’t return to the Celebrity Apprentice. Hey groper, put down the pipe. The network, crew, staff, contestants and audience hated him, he lost 58% of the viewing audience. The Network lost a ton of money and had no intention of bringing him back. The only thing the Gropenator was worse than being a host was being a husband, father, an actor and Governor of California.
More are you kidding me, a theater owner in Alabama refuses to show the new Disney – Beauty and the Beast, because there’s a new character that is gay. Are you kidding me? Hello, It’s the 21st Century.
Odds and Ends: Snoop Dogg is an excellent cook, wants to write a cookbook. You could say, if he’s not baking, he’s cooking.
Old Business: Last week asked if you could find a word that rhymed with South, Purple, Silver or Orange. Got tons of e-mails saying Mouth for South, and Gurgle for Purple. Do those really rhyme?
NY Post Headline: Above the picture of the boarded up Waldorf Astoria that was bought by the Chinese for 2 billion dollars now closed for 2 years for remodeling. Post Headline screams, “It’s The Walled-Off Astoria.”
Answer – Steve Carell.
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