Pop Quiz: Who is Ines Knauss? Is it Taylor Swift’s Mother, Jodie Foster’s wife, Justin Bieber’s grand mother or Melania Trump’s sister?
Odds and Ends: Debbie Harry from Blondie just turned 71 and is still hot pocket. … Former President Obama, still smoking, and Michelle still furious. Their talking again. … Scarsace is in, DiCaprio is in for the huge Sinatra biopic, but the Sinatra Estate keeps wanting more money. About a 50/50 chance. … Where he thinks it appropriate, Snoop will leave pot as a tip.
Final Oscars Crap: Kris Kardashian was part of the Red Carpet coverage and made a fool of herself when she kept complaining, “what are those stupid blue ribbons some stars are wearing?” How about doing your homework, they were ACLU Support Ribbons. Then the Kardashian sisters were rejected from the Vanity Fair Party.
H2o Cooler Talk: Do you have a list of all 50 States in your pocket. Bet you do.
All 50 States are listed across the Top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the 5 dollar bill. You have to look real close, but they’re there. Win a bet at a bar with this one.
Looking for a job? Celebrities are always looking for personal assistants, if you’re interested, your duties include, always have coffee ready, waking up the boss, over seeing all his/her massages, check media postings (about 200 a day) walk the dogs, get him/her free stuff, be on call 20 hours a day, set appointments, answer mail, keep wardrobe clean, keep menus and cars ready and except verbal abuse. Pays $57,000 a Year. Up to you.
Answer – Melania Trump’s sister and it is her only full sibling and they are very, very close. Ines lives at Trump Tower.
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