“Puppy abuser Gets a Court Pounding”

Pop Quiz: Name the funny man who graduated NY University with honors. Is it Steve Martin, Jim Carey, David Spade or Adam Sandler?

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New York Post Headline: Story about a real jerk woman who took a 1 pound, 3 month old Maltese puppy, put it in a pillow case slammed it against a wall, smashed it’s skull, broke it’s ribs and threw it out a car window on train tracks, but lived, she was found guilty of felony animal cruelty and is looking a 2 years of labor in prison. Post headline screams, “Puppy abuser Gets a Court Pounding.”

Date in History, September 18. 1971, the biggest cheater in sports is born, Lance Armstrong. And on this date 1970 the greatest guitar player died, Jimi Hendrix.

Answer – Adam Sandler