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Pop Quiz – Halle Berry and Kate Hudson have 11 toes. Name the 3rd star who also has 11 toes. Is it Judge Judy, Oprah Winfrey, or Dolly Parton?
Love Nuggets – Did you know America’s Got Talent, Mel B., plays for both teams? Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron often hang out in LA, travel to Hawaii and just 2 weeks ago they vacationed in Italy but they are not a couple. Michelle is very gay and proud of it. Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn went ring shopping over the holidays while they vacationed with Tiger’s kids. Is it just me, or is George Clooney’s fiancé not very attractive.
I have to share this. My dog, Bogey, freaks out at the sound of fireworks. He screeches, runs, and hides. So I went to the vet and she prescribed an anxiety drug for him. I took it to a Walgreens to fill it. Let me read you the instructions on the bottle – Lorazepam 0.25 mg. Give Bogey the Dog 1 ½ – 2 tablets one hour prior to fireworks. Do not drink alcohol or operate heavy machinery while taking this drug. Good thing they had that because Bogey’s a boozer and borrows the car.
Odds and ends – Fewer paparazzi follow the Kartrashians because fewer publications are buying their pictures. Maybe the mustard has finally come off that hot dog. Blithering idiot jerk, Kanye West, says he knows what it’s like to be raped. He says it’s the same feeling when paparazzi take his picture.
Did you take my advice and register for the free mortgage at PGA/quicken loans last week? Well, two golfers got holes in 1 Sunday, so 2 people won free mortgages.
Answer – Oprah Winfrey.
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