O.T.R. 07-19-13

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Love Nuggets: Brad and Angelina are very serious about getting married on a ship that they will lease. It’s Brad’s idea, no wedding crashers, no paparazzi, complete privacy. … There’s no stronger love than a mother for her child. That explains why the mother of Big Brother raciest, Aaron’s has hired a PR spin doctor to try to make her daughter not look like the hideous, vulger biggot she is, when she get’s out of the house, good luck.

TV News: With the Emmy nominations announced yesterday, Best mini-series and actors in mini-series is going to be a war between, Breaking Bad and Downton Abbey.

Movie Reminder: Both Red 2 and Turbo are new releases, and excellent movies, however don’t forget this is the last week you can see, Now You See Me, another excellent film, starring Woody Harrelson, Morgan Freeman and Matt Ruffalo.

Paris Hilton and Rod Stewart say they have one regret in life, for Rod Stewart it’s that he was never knighted by the queen, like a lot of his peers have been. For Paris, she regrets making the sex tape, calls it the biggest mistake of her life.

Here’s the all time, stupid criminal story. I’ve seen it myself. On the huge six lane U.S. Freeway 44 between Springfield, Missouri and Rolla Missouri, in the middle of nowhere, there’s a sign that reads, 2 miles – Last Off ramp before Drug Checkpoint. If you EXIT that off ramp, it goes over a hill, and dead ends where police are waiting. The off ramp goes nowhere, it was built just to catch dummies with drugs. Brilliant, I love it!


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