Killer News: Hollywood History. The big story in Los Crapilous, sewer by the sea aka Los Angeles is the passing of Edward Winter, known as the coroner of the stars. Dr. Winter did Michael Jackson, Tom Petty and Whitney Houston’s autopsies, but the all time coroner of the stars was Thomas Noguchi. Noguchi was the L.A. Coroner for 22 years and did autopsies on a lot of stars, Sharon Tate, Janis Joplin, Marilyn Monroe, Robert Kennedy, David Janson, Natalie Wood, John Belushi and many others. And if you are old enough to remember the TV show Quincy, M.E. it was based on Noguchi, but he was an odd dude. … More Crapulous, after spending billions to build the L.A. Metro system, nobody is riding it. 22 deaths from overdoses and shootings on the trains in the last 90 days.
TV News: There is a real feud going on between Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings. Both want to be named full time host of Jeopardy, but producers are dragging their feet and splitting the hosting duties. The two avoid each other and both demanding a decision. Who do you like?
Odds and Ends: I saw 90 year old Barbara Eden from the old I Dream of Jeannie Show and she looks fabulous, looks maybe 50 years old. Don’t know what she’s doing but I want me some. … Harry and Meghan reportedly have a overhead of between $50,000-75,000. That’s a huge nut to crack and is it true their credit cards are maxed out! And despite their leave us alone attitude, they are still pitching a reality show. … If you really want to see Taylor Swift, the cheapest tickets cost $289 for the Tampa show.
We are family, a lot of people are listening while having breakfast and I want to make sure you are eating fresh eggs, so I have a test for you. Take a bowl of cold water, place your raw egg in bowl, if it sinks it’s a fresh egg, if it goes half way down it’s old but eatable. But if it floats that’s an old egg, might want to throw it away. Bon appétit.
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