Report for Thursday, Mar 16th

Say what? Former besties Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are talking again! Paris is telling pregnant Lindsay how to be a mother. But Paris used a surrogate and hired four nannies when she brought her baby home last month, so how much does Paris know?

Talk about a dis. Queen Elizabeth left $890 million to loved ones in her will. And to her son, Andrew, the disgraced possible sexual child abuser and best friend of child molester Jeffrey Epstein, the Queen left $0, nothing. The Queen knew the truth.

Jerry Seinfeld spends a lot of time doing micro-meditation which are burst of mindfulness used to tackle negative thoughts, difficult situations, feelings of stress and lack of energy. Goes to prove $900 million doesn’t guarantee peace of mind.

TV News: I got an early peak of Jussie Smollett: Anatomy of a Hoax and it is shameful, hilarious and just bizarre. Jussie will soon be back in jail. On Fox Nation. … Everybody expected a big jump in Saturday Night Live ratings when the young and popular Jenna Ortega from Wednesday hosted, but surprise, ratings were way down. … Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey have signed to co-star in an Apple TV untitled comedy. They’ll play best friends sharing a combined family. Sort of an odd, odd couple, living in Texas and the Schitt’s Creek writers have signed on to write. F.Y.I. Woody and Matthew brag they have the best pakalolo (pot) in Hollywood. Not surprised! 

Sports Shorts: March Madness starts in earnest today and my Final Four – Virginia, Texas, Marquette, and Gonzaga. Final – Gonzaga and Texas. Winner – Texas. … Major League Baseball starts in a couple of weeks and odds makers say The New York Mets will play last years Champion Houston Astros in the 2023 World Series. Which brings me to Astro’s manager Dusty Baker who played for the Dodgers when I was traveling with them. Dusty is one of the nicest people you could ever meet. However don’t ever play backgammon against him, you’ll lose. For the record, I’ll still be pulling for my L.A. Dodgers.


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